I DO ENJOY A BAGPIPE TUNE OCCASIONALLY
WORDS OF WISDOM FROM MAXINE
A minister decided that a visual demonstration
would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put
into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put
into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into
a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into
a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon,
the Minister reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol –
Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke –
Dead .
Third worm in chocolate syrup –
Dead .
Fourth worm in good clean soil –
Alive.
So the Minister asked the congregation –
What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back,
quickly raised her hand and said,
“As long as you drink,
smoke and eat chocolate,
you won’t have worms!”
BOOKS FOR FUN
MUSIC FOR FUN
The Wiggles have won Triple J’s hottest 100 hits for 2022. It’s their version of Tame Impala’s “Elephant”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a13WnqsRc5g&list=PLFqO_oqoHHMwa1ld9mxGbp9_m-n0yAokC
POLITICS, COVID-19 AND LIFE IN GENERAL
I agree.
Consultants! What would we do without them.
Can we bring them back.
How to deal with inflation. Be careful!
All the tools we need to fix inflation.
A bottle opener is the essential camping tool.
Are we still at war with Sydney?
It’s difficult but try not to lose your sense of humour.
Not so strange!
Out of reach.
Promises.
We all live there.
Of course, we couldn’t handle it.
Agreed.
Bluey is ready for the referendum!
Are we all mad?
Back to normal?
Can’t wait to see the latest submarines!
YES THEY DO IN SPITE OF YEARS OF NEGLECT BY VARIOUS GOVERNMENTS
NDIS help for some lucky people!
Working from home?
What happened to plain English
Climate Change is here for all to see
That’s what I said too!
Moving backwards are we there yet?
“I also want to thank every Amazon employee and every Amazon customer, ’cause you guys paid for all this.”
Moving forward!
Yes, we lost the race!
Are they serious?
We’ve already lost this race!
It’s a Draw!
Did we import Delta from our neighbour?
Who stole the vaccines?
Just a few kilos!
I think I’m coming third!
Divided Australia, are we sinking or swimming?
THE SATURDAY PAPER 22 AUGUST 2020
SUNDAY AGE 23 AUGUST 2020
THE AGE 4 AUGUST 2020
THE SATURDAY PAPER 25 JULY 2020
It’s too late, I think we’re all in this together
THE AGE 15 AUGUST 2020
THE AGE 3 AUGUST 2020
THE AGE 1 AUGUST 2020
THE AGE 25 JULY 2020
WINE FOR PLEASURE NOT OVERINDULGENCE
