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David Friedman

@ironicsans

The original “On the internet, nobody knows you’re a dog” cartoon is going up for auction. The estimate is $40,000 – $60,000. It’s the most reproduced New Yorker comic of all time, and predates Netscape Navigator by a year! fineart.ha.com/itm/mainstream

I DO ENJOY A BAGPIPE TUNE OCCASIONALLY

WORDS OF WISDOM FROM MAXINE

A minister decided that a visual demonstration
would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.

Four worms were placed into four separate jars.

The first worm was put
into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put
into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into
a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into
a container of good clean soil.

At the conclusion of the sermon,
the Minister reported the following results:

The first worm in alcohol –
Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke –
Dead .

Third worm in chocolate syrup –
Dead .

Fourth worm in good clean soil –
Alive.

So the Minister asked the congregation –

What can you learn from this demonstration?

Maxine was sitting in the back,
quickly raised her hand and said,

“As long as you drink,
smoke and eat chocolate,
you won’t have worms!”